Jeff bezos aka the richest man in the world owns amazon and has around 500 billion dollars
Friend:1 who is jeff bezos?
Friend:2 the richest man in america
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The most rich and evil version of Joof possible
Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.
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to hoard something.
to hoard something of necessity that you have too much of to expend
I'm going to bezos these cupcakes I stole from the baker. I'm not gonna eat them all but I'll keep them with me nonetheless.
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1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.
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1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They ripped us off for at least 100 Bezos to get a tourist to orbit the moon. .
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A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
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