betty crockered

"Baked out of your mind."

Average Joe: "Bro, I'm so Betty Crockered, that bong ain't no joke."

Average Cody: "Hell yeah man, me too!"

by City Slickers June 26, 2014

Betty Crocker

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail

EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

by Dirk's autoresponder February 8, 2012

Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 18, 2017

Betty Crocker

To make prepackaged baked goods.


Use of this term is meant to replace the word "bake". It acknowledges the absence of baking skills so no one confuses literacy with talent.

Can be used with products of other names.

I Betty Crockered some muffins last night.

I'm going to Betty Crocker a cake tonight, want a piece?

by Seriously this is ridiculous February 4, 2009

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

Betty Crocker

When a male is performing anal sex with a woman and the woman is making him a sammich.

I was hungry and horny, so we did the Betty Crocker

by Patreazy March 31, 2007

The Betty Crocker

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.

Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?

by PogChamperisPog December 22, 2021