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Betty Beamer 

A good, wholesome, America, mom and apple pie type of blowjob, with no frills. (No ball graples, butthole strokes, angry hand action, or long spit trails.) Always swallowed, and accompanied by serving the recipient his favorite dinner and drink. Classy.
Lordis likes to surprise her man every Fourth of July with a Betty Beamer, followed by steak and beer.
Betty Beamer by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009
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Betty Beaver 

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.
Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.
Betty Beaver by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021