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Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.
Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.
by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020
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Beta Plus or Beta Max

A beta plus or beta max male is everything your everyday run of the mill beta is, plus some. Not only do they bitch out with women, they also do with males and have no idea how to socially interact most of the time.

Beta Plus, even if he paid for it, he probably wouldn't know how to engage in any kind of motions that lead him to intercourse. Ends up getting a handjob and counts that as virginity lost. Probably addicted to feet pics

Beta Max, being the top tier, and maybe even most helpless of the beta. Likely a virgin by default. Pays for any interaction from women who are scamming them and it is a 50/50 chance that those women are men, catfishing. Does it anyway for the thrill of being fucked. Addicted to feet pics and socks.
You must be a real Beta Plus or Beta Max to spend all of that money on pixelated feet pics

Getting scammed by catfish over and over again is some real desperation and Beta Plus or Beta Max behavior.
by AllyBeeNice December 20, 2023
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Beta-maxxing

This word is used for someone who is being either difficult, hard-headed, stubborn or just being plain annoying
in most cases when you ask said person to do something and they come up with a bullshit excuse you would say “are you beta-maxxing?
by No name’s available February 23, 2026
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Betamax

In the late '70s and early '80s, a format war ensued between two video cassette formats, VHS and Betamax. These two competing standards for recording video onto cassettes both tried to make their format look as good as possible. Betamax arguably had better picture quality, according to many experts, but VHS won mainly because of it's longer recording time and cheaper recorder price.

So, Betamax lost the format war. But many professional recorders leaned toward Betamax because of its better picture quality compared to VHS. It didn't fade into obscurity right away, but when VHS achieved near total dominion, it was mostly forgotten. On a standard L-500 tape, a Betamax recorder could record 1 hour with Beta 1 recording speed, and 2 hours with Beta 2 speed. VHS, on the other hand, could record 2 hours on SP (the equivalent of Beta 1) and 4 hours on LP (the equivalent of Beta 2). This short recording time, combined with a variety of other factors like less advanced timers, caused the downfall of Betamax.

Since the main purpose of owning a videocassette recorder was timeshifting, or recording programs to watch at a specific time, the timer and recording length were very important. Betamax had neither of these going in their favor, so it lost the fairly drawn-out format war.

Betamax was developed by Sony, and was first to market, but eventually, even though a very big company had a first-to-market advantage, they still lost because of the fatal flaws the product had.
In 1980, a customer has to decide between a Betamax or VHS VCR.
Customer: "Hmmm... Should I get the more expensive Betamax machine with a less advanced timer, more expensive tapes, less recording time per tape, a smaller library, and better picture quality, or the VHS machine that is less expensive, has a larger movie library, cheaper tapes, more recording time per tape, but worse picture quality?"

"Betamax is dead, long live VHS!"
by EricICX September 29, 2018
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betamax

old format from the 70's. Famous for it's failure, it's price, it's quality, and porno.
by Franklin W. Dickson October 21, 2009
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BetaMax

A faggot, who isn't liked by any. They are gay and try too much to play "Piano Man". He is rejected by many in highfives and props, the door hits him on the way out of a room
wanna have gay sex betamax?
by linguinipasta November 6, 2017
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betamax

Used to describe the process by which technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.
Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market!
by Johnny Thirteen January 2, 2009
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