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Beta Simp 

A man who claims women are distractions and wont accept that its just because he is a bitch that he can’t get women
Jake Williams is big and strong but he is a Beta Simp. He also has ant cock.
Beta Simp by NotJakeWilliams July 2, 2020

beta simp 

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.
Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.
beta simp by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Beta Simp Jay 

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater
Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay
Beta Simp Jay by Hotdog Eater October 21, 2019
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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