Bartuzzi 

1. The nickname of Vancouver Canucks forward Todd Bertuzzi.

2. A drunk, overpaid NHL star who likes to party at the Roxy and punch people in the back of the head.

John: Lets go to a bar or something.

Mark: How about the Roxy?

John: Ok.

Later that night...

John: Look, there's Todd Bartuzzi.

Mark: BAAAAARTUZZI!!!

(Mark gets punched in the back of the head)

Bartuzzi by deekman May 26, 2006

Bertuzzied 

To be hit from behind or the side, in an aggressive and unsuspecting manner.

The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.

Bertuzzied by prguy March 23, 2004

bertuzzi 

the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble

waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends.

chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.

bertuzzi by supermango March 14, 2009

bertuzzi punch 

sucker punching someone from behind and slamming their head into the ice.

you should give that guy a bertuzzi punch

bertuzzi punch by straker November 3, 2007

Bertuzzi 

Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.

Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi

Bertuzzi by Hash_ December 28, 2005

Bertuzzi 

To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.

I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.

Bertuzzi by Specialist April 20, 2004

The Bertuzzi 

The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck

Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court

The Bertuzzi by TimmyTARD April 8, 2008