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Berry Dingle

1. A rare one of a kind picture.

2. An internationally famous picture taken during the 2008 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl. West Virginia players #92 Johnny Dingle and #93 Scooter Berry were sitting in reverse order on the bench so the two jerseys created the name Berry Dingle. The first Berry Dingle was created.

There have been numerous photos taken of the 2 players that reference Dingle Berry, but this is the only known Berry Dingle in existence.
Girl: Check out this picture I took of the sunset on the beach!

Dude: I would frame it. That pic is def Berry Dingle...

Girl: Go Mountaineers!
by fungruvn April 30, 2010
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Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.
by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023
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dingle-berry

a piece of shit that hangs on one of your ass hairs and wont fall off.
Damn dingle-berry is still there and i wiped twenty times!
by Johnny B September 9, 2003
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Dingle-Berry Rejects

Becoming a proper well functioning dingle-berry is no easy task. A strong and good-sized dingle-berry is the result of the right and almost perfect balance of key elements: cheap toilet paper, human faeces and of course a strong and thick group of crack hairs to grab itself on to, then the right amount of pressure and thrusting must be applied to the dingle-berry region (or your crack) during the process commonly known as ass whipping, only then, will someone enjoy the pleasures of a pack of healthy dingle-berries and use them at will.

Dingle-Berry's Rejects are those that weren't lucky enough, and ended up small, alone, no hairs to dingle from. They are a nomad tribe, they originate on our crack, first they hang out with proper dingle-berries, eventually these two separate, the rejects fall from your crack to your underwear, there they can spend an undetermined amount of time depending on your personal cleaning habits, hours, days even weeks, but in most cases is short, from your underwear, to the bathroom and to the trash, the lucky ones may travel as far as your shoes or your mamma's kitchen floor.

They also suffer the pains of an unbalanced nature, some are more faeces than paper or vice-versa. Why does one dingle-berry is destined to a great journey and another to be rejected to the perils of a nomad life is still a mystery of nature. One can say they are different but none is better than the other, and to call them 'Rejects' is a matter of language and custom.
john: man i took off my underwear at my girlfriend's and drop a bunch of dingle-berry rejects all over the carpet, what a shame.

david: man i tell you you have to change toilet paper, get the ultra soft with aloe and your problems will be resolved. one bad thing though say goodbye too to proper dingle-berries.
by kunawaro December 10, 2010
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dingle berry

A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope
Ahhh! where are the scissors!
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Dingle Berry Douche Bag

A shit Faced person who doesn't know what they are talking about
by holaamigos56 March 30, 2009
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dingle berry

A Big ball of shit hanging down from your ass hair!
Execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin' out your butt.
by BIFFY February 21, 2004
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