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The act of lathering your genitalia with any species of the habanero family . Followed by thousand yard stare choking your significant other all the while gingerly tea bagging a bowl of whole milk. (Minimum; 1 pepper, 2 cups milk)
She won't look me in the eye anymore after last nights bendas incident.
Bendas by PBendas December 15, 2016
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After you spent all day at the fish market you were a real bendas
bendas by Sean Walsh May 24, 2003
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bendescend 

When someone (usually a friend) oversimplifies a concept or needlessly lowers register during casual conversation.
Ben: It would be quite fortuit...lucky if that happened.
Den: Really? Did you just bendescend me?
bendescend by okhotnik1 October 20, 2015
N. Decompression sickness, caused when a diver moves from a high-pressure environment to one of low pressure too rapidly, causing bubbles to form in their bloodstream as gases in pressurized, liquid form quickly revert to their natural state. Symptoms include: blotchy rashes, coughing spasms, dizziness, unconsciousness, and a bizarre inability to bend joints (hence, the phrase the bends).
Hours after the inexperienced diver rocketed from 200 feet to the surface of the ocean, he felt ill and discovered he was suffering from the bends.
the bends by Lo September 1, 2004

Bondashious 

to be so excited that no other word comes to mind but bondashious
BONDASHIOUS!!!! VERY GREAT!!!!
Bondashious by 4th co October 14, 2009

Bendachuck 

BENDACHUCK: a Ukrainian man who has moved to North America. Often referred to as “legendary” by his peers. One may feel a strong urge to bow down in their presence.
Look at that Bendachuck over there, he gets all the ladies.
Bendachuck by C078Y June 25, 2018
A last name believed to be of Greek origin. To be associated with people who are very masculine, attractive, sexy, and with overall beauty. People of the surname Benas also excell academically. They come with the ability to satisfy any women the come across.
That Benas is so sexy i would do him right here.
Benas by Benas April 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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