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Benadryl hangover 

The period of time when Benadryl is no longer effective against the symptoms it's supposed to hide, but you're still groggy, unfocused, and unable to think clearly.
I took a Benadryl last night to keep my allergies from not allowing me to sleep, but this morning my eyes itch, I'm sneezing, and I still can't think straight. This is the worst Benadryl hangover ever.
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Benedryl Hangover

The effect felt the morning after taking Benedryl or other OTC drug containing diphenhydramine such as Unisom or Tylenol PM in order to induce or aid sleep. Symptoms include inability to wake up, sleeping through alarm clocks, grogginess, stiff neck, loss of memory, and general irritability. There is no known cure.
"I was late to work, I couldn't drive until I worked off this benedryl hangover"

"Dude, after all that Unisom you downed last night, I'm surprised you are still alive!"
"Uuuunnnnggghhhh."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016