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Benucho-ly 

Benucho-ly is a program that acts as a grammar/spelling checker for your essays and messages! Benucho-ly is a free to use spelling checker, grammar corrector, and can even give you suggestions to change your sentences! (with your permission of course, so Benucho-ly isn't just another version of auto correct that automatically changes words when you're already using proper grammar.) Benucho-ly also gives a wide variety of possible options that you can change the highlighted word to, and you can simply click "keep word as is" so you can keep the highlighted word as it already is and Benucho-ly will not ask to change that word in that sentence again.

Stop using that off-brand grammarly and start using Benucho-ly for FREE! you can even apply for English lessons from THE BENUCHO HIMSELF for the low-low price of $3 monthly!

Install now or you will become dyslexic by the time that the coronavirus pandemic ends.. which nobody wants.. (no joke. no scam)

(I couldn't provide you with the official link to the Benucho-ly download website... well I guess Benucho-ly is simply too good!)
Example 1: Hey! I just downloaded Benucho-ly and I can already type 4 page essays with ease! I love the fact that Benucho-ly actually asks for your permission before it gives you a list of options to change a word to.

Example 2: OMG, I just won an argument against Rick Astley by using Benucho-ly! it prevented me from misspelling even a single word! Benucho-ly is AMAZING!
Can talk to about anything. A non-morning person. multiple life experiences. listens to paper planes while running. Says "it gets me pumped and ready to run."
Benuch by Kimberly May April 18, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026