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Belt On The Shelf 

A Weapon Used In Psychological Warfare In The Early 80's & 90's.

The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.

Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics

Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.

Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !
" Stop it, Momma Is Not Playing With Us You Big Dummy, Don't You See That BELT ON THE SHELF ? "

Belt On Ass 

The problem being it's a person who's basically retarded abusing someone into don't some retarded shit.
Hym "Yeah, belt on ass... Megyn Kelly's ass... Naked... Mmmmm..."
Belt On Ass by Hym Iam June 26, 2025

have a belt on me 

When two people are fighting (such as, in batman) someone would say "have a belt on me!" as they're hitting the other. Meaning, an offer to get hit.
Have a Belt on me, Chum!
have a belt on me by Dani April 7, 2005

Black belt on enlargement 

The final stage on the form or art penis enlargement , that provides you the ability to enlarge your penis on your own.

It's a very secret form of art, which can be only mastered by hard training with the monks on the Johnny Sins Mountain.
Girl: W O W your pp is SOOOOO BIG. How is it that big??

Black Belt Master: I hold the black belt on enlargement

* Immediately grows his pp another 2 inches*

The Belt On The Shelf 

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "

Black belt on enlargement 

It's the art of enlarging your genitals with your own will. Takes years to practise and master it.
Gf: Wow your genitals weren't so big yesterday
Me: Hehehe, I have the Black Belt on Enlargement