Belly Celly

Jerking off. Rubbing one out. Masturbating.

I’m going to have a belly celly and then head to bed.

Belly Celly by ShinnyTinTin January 24, 2026

cell belly 

The cell belly is the massively oversized abdominal region often seen on the people that spend the majority of their time glued to their mobile devices. Often seen in accompanying a well developed case of tech. neck, the cell belly is typically an indicator of a devoted web browser, blogger or social media hound.

Jane: So, what happened to that New Year's resolution that you told me about? You said you'd be rocking a six pack this summer?
John: Oh yeah. About that, I made a new resolution. Instead of rocking a six pack, I'll be rocking this sweet cell belly!
Jane: Damn. Just damn.

cell belly by Aulderath July 30, 2016