Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible

After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up

Being A John by Lats341 August 16, 2011

Being a John

causing irriation and annoyance with a sprinkle of green sword syndrome

Hey I am being a John, listen to me or I will ban you

Being a John by Gabbanga February 12, 2025