Being a Heather

Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.

You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.

Being a Heather by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022

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Being a Heather

Causing a dramatic scene to bring attention to yourself. Faking injury, pain, low sugar, etc.

That girl over there is Being a Heather. Nothing is wrong with her.

Being a Heather by Sir fuglass August 22, 2025

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Being a heathen

Sucking mad dick by the bucket load

That Hambone guy is mad good at being a heathen

Being a heathen by HandleSamuraiMachineGun June 6, 2017

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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