Beer tax 

What you yell before stealing a sip of someone's beer. Yelling this makes it ok.

I was thirsty so I just grabbed the beer out of her hand and pounded it. It's all good tho I called beer tax.

Beer tax by Yeezy McFly November 25, 2011

Beer Tax 

Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.

Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"

Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"

Person 1: "What, why?"

Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."

Beer Tax by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014

beer taxi 

Imaginary mode of transport,
associated with heavy drinking,when drinker has no recollection of how they arrived back at their preferred destination.

"i was so utterly trousered last night,haven't got a clue how i got home...must have been the beer taxi."

beer taxi by Dr Lokoss July 5, 2004

beer taxi 

When you're happily drinking with friends and rest your eyes for a second at the local pub, and suddenly wake up to find yourself sprawled across the steps of your house or in some alley in the middle of nowhere, then you my friend have just taken a ride in the beer taxi.

Beer Taxi: ferrying blokes to random ass places since 10,000 BC.

beer taxi by C++ June 22, 2006

beer taxi (see, beer cab)

A taxi that will deliver beer to your residence outside of any store operating hours, albeit for an exhorbitant fee.
Origin: Hamilton, Canada

Dude, its past 9, the beer store is closed, you'll have to call the beer cab.

beer taxi (see, beer cab) by E_Sharp January 6, 2005

beertaxi 

a ride back home in a taxi after a long night full of alcohol in a dungeon

i took a beer taxi last night

beertaxi by shaan October 13, 2004