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Beer League 

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Adult recreational sport. Played for the passion of the game by men and women over 19 years old. The post game ritual of sitting around a cooler full of beer bullshitting about skill level or lack thereof is as important as the game itself. Sportsmanship, camaraderie and competion are the key elements.

Epitomized by the 1.2 million Canadian adults proud to be playing hockey in the beer leagues.
John - You play hockey?
Kelly - Yah, in the beer leagues
Beer League by Gambrinus September 30, 2005
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Beer League 

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An organized sports venue in which participants focus their efforts on both the event at hand and the post and pre-game cermonies which include large consumptions of alcoholic beverages. Generally, these athletes take their involvement too seriously, comparing themselves to professional athletes.
A great example can be found at www.dogpoundsoftball.com

This is an example of a team participating in beer league softball team

beer league 

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an amateur baseball or slow pitch softball league. derives its name due to the fact many of the players tend to be overweight and/or of below average physical condition, and consume massive quantities of beer.
after Commissioner Bud Selig contracted the New York Yankees, Rivera, Jeter, A-Rod, and the rest of the team couldn't find any other team that could afford to take on their salaries so they ended up having to play in the beer leagues.
beer league by King Ahid July 16, 2004

beer league 

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Someone who isn't good enough to go to the show, but still thinks he has a chance.
don plays in the beer league eh baud! man he sucks

Beer League Legend 

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A person who starts beer league at a young age, and continues with it for the rest of his life. Plays 40 year careers with dreams of making the NHL. Most players that play beer league often wear # 5 and go have the first name Jason .
Did you see Jason play hockey yesterday, he has like 20 goals in 10 games.. Thats a BEER LEAGUE LEGEND !

Beer League Demon 

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An individual who played at a high level and for whatever reason decided not to continue competitively. The Beer League Demon is usually between the ages of 19 and 22, and now dominates the Beer League with little to no effort. Depending on attitude the Beer League Demon can either be laid back or the most insufferable douchebag, there is no in-between.
John: Hey Dave, what do you think of the new guy?

Dave: The kid is a real Beer League Demon

John: yeah I heard he played at the national level
Beer League Demon by Dunlop hater November 24, 2024

Jimmy Beerleaguer 

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To be confined only to the beerleagues of life based on your naturally given talent, lack of looks, Scrawny build and general lack of being cool.

Also can be used to describe idiotic actions or attempting to be funny.

Usually a JB comes from a long line of beerleaguers and female JB's usually marries into another Beerleaguer family.
Dont be a jimmy Beerleaguer.

That was such a jimmy beerleaguer move.

Look at this Jimmy beerleaguer trying to be cool!

You act like such a Jimmy beerleaguer sometimes
Jimmy Beerleaguer by BL1785 September 25, 2011
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