beer Jew
A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.
Beer Jew
Someone who goes around looking for the cheapest beer no matter how shitty it taste. They generally brag about how they found a place that sells beers on tap for 75 cents in some hick town with a population of 9.
They refuse to share beers usually stating, "Im dont wanna sick dude!" An also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.
They also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a cocktail.
They refuse to share beers usually stating, "Im dont wanna sick dude!" An also dont wanna even set foot in a bar until happy hour.
They also get frustrated when you or a homie buys a nice type of beer or god forbid, a cocktail.
Example 1
Brando: "Yeah can I get a newcastle please"
Oscar: "DUDE! Dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!"
Example 2
Garrett: "Hey man, last night I was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, MICROBREWS! 55 CENTS! I go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. HAHAHAAHA"
Phil: "Dont be such a beer jew, that shit was probably just water with rubbing alcohol."
Brando: "Yeah can I get a newcastle please"
Oscar: "DUDE! Dont get that. get a highlife. thier on happy hour an its a buck! cant beat that!"
Example 2
Garrett: "Hey man, last night I was at this place that sells microbrews on tap, ok, MICROBREWS! 55 CENTS! I go sooo drunk an my bill was like 11 bucks. HAHAHAAHA"
Phil: "Dont be such a beer jew, that shit was probably just water with rubbing alcohol."
Related Words
beer Jew • beer • beer goggles • Beer Pong • beer shits • beer pressure • beer muffs • beer bong • Beer-amid • beer slut
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