Beer Cow 

A technique used primarily in convenience stores where a person imitates a cow at the cash register when they don't have enough cash to pay for what they're buying.

Sh*t man, we pulled a f*ckin' beer cow! The guy at the register was all like scared and sh*t. F*ckin' hilarious man!

Beer Cow by a seriously disturbed individual November 16, 2004

Beer Cow

The person whom you repeatedly ask to purchase alcohol for you whilst you are still underage.

My good friend Josh has been buying me drinks for ages now, he's totally become my beer cow.

Beer Cow by crittercatmans June 7, 2026

the cow of the beer 

The last sip of beer. It is considered by some to be bad luck to drink.

Hey can you bring me a brewski, all I've got is the cow of the beer left?

the cow of the beer by Damion Schmamion August 31, 2006

cowboy beer 

Cowboy beer is beer that has been through at least one set of kidneys. A cup of beer piss, to be blunt. Thrifty cowpokes have long known that one can fill up their mug on the cheap from an unflushed toilet or urinal in a beer-sloshed country/western bar. Odds are good that drinking this "cowboy beer" will make the drinker tipsy. Studies say that alcohol potency is increased when passed through a set of kidneys, so grab a mug, buddy!

Trey left his wallet at home, so he drank cowboy beer all night at the honky bar, listening to 'Achy Breaky Heart' on the jukebox.

cowboy beer by pepevision January 21, 2007