Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...

Befesterday by Me-Mover May 14, 2019

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Beefteki

Traditional Greek Meatloaf Burgers

The Urban Dictionary’s Guide to making a Traditional Greek Dish.

Get yo ass a couple pounds of lean ground beef and put it in a large mixin bowl.
Crack open three eggs and drip em on that meat.
Shake, rattle, and roll a bunch uh bread crumbs up in that.
Crank open a can of tomato sauce an drizzle it all over.
You drankin red wine outta a box? Pour your glass in the bowl.
Take out yo shiv and start slicin up a couple onions son.
Guess where those onions be going. In the bowl muthufucka.
Pull out you bag o green- naw n***a I meant the oregano.
Sprinkle it on like some primo kief!
Now time for some S&P. That’s salt and peppa for yall ignorants out there.
Don’t skimp on the salt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now pull out the red pepper. Like Frank’s Hot Sauce I put that shit on everything.
At this point you might have to go to the store… cuz you don’t got no feta and olive oil. Not my bad.
Those be the key ingredients- a whole lotta feta. Got it? Good. Toss it in the bowl.
Now it’s time to get yo hands dirty. Start squeezing all that goodness like you makin love to it.
Mix it up mix it up mix it up!
Patty cake, patty cake (STFU)… put them patties on a tray cause they’re goin 'way to the flame.
Slather that grill up with spray oil, we don’t want no sticky business goins on.
Fire that shit up at 350 and flip dem three times cookin a whole 16 min.
Serve em up hot and pour on the lemon juice. You just made Beefteki: Greek Meatloaf Burgers.

Beefteki by Jason AliasPseudonym June 20, 2013

beefswelling

1. the process of a gaining an erection.

2. the transitional state between being sexual unaroused and becoming sexually aroused (usually in males).

Q: "Hey, do you see that hot girl over there?"

A: "Yeah, man, she's totally got me beefswelling."

beefswelling by Emperor Mirtzan August 25, 2011

beevster

Similar to keyster, the process by which a woman conceals goods inside her beaver.

Example: "Hey we are about to go through customs, quick beevster this vegemite so we don't get caught."

beevster by fatrick fins-berget May 15, 2014

Beerstorming

The act of Brainstorming (politically correct version - Thought shower)within an alcohol-fuelled environment such as a pub or wine bar if you are a fancy Dan.

Let's head down the pub for a beerstorming session to iron out the details, what are you drinking Sammy B?

Beerstorming by Big OllieD April 6, 2009

beefsheets

A broad's large boxlipps, often sticking way out.

That pig had gigantic beefsheets.

beefsheets by Cardinal September 17, 2004

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026