A rather large male sexual organ the namley the Penis, which resembles a riot batton used to quell civil disturbances.
Have you seen the facking Beef Baton on Big Joe! it could be used to stop a small country's uprising!!
or
Have you seen Big Joes Beef Baton, you could mug cunts whit that!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'