Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

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beef cake

this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"

That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.

beef cake by JenJenJen987 October 17, 2005

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Alaskan Beef Cake

A girl takes a poop and heats it up in the microwave. Then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her cunt.

"dude. Me and Phyllis had some kinky sex last night"
"broo. did you pull off the Alaskan Beef Cake?"
"HELL NO"

Alaskan Beef Cake by DatPlowKing September 5, 2011

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beef cake

What a person becomes after trying weight gain 4000

Eric used weight gain 4000 and is now a beef cake

beef cake by Demonwalrus93 December 31, 2007

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