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beef bazooka 

The male member, seen at his most magnificent and in his full-sized glory, usually after being aroused by the sight of a beautiful female, and just before satisfying her longings, when he comes inside her and gives her the big o. Particularly appropriate when used in reference to a cock of regal grandeur and majestic dimensions, standing stiffly erect and at attention so as to proudly display every inch of his full height when he is swollen to his hugest size. Analogized to a "bazooka" both because of his shape and his ability to fire explosive blasts when he ejaculates. and described as "beef" because of his massively muscular strength.
She moaned and sobbed and groaned and shrieked with each of my pelvic thrusts I fucked her with my beef bazooka. When I came, I could feel my cock exploding like a giant stick of dynamite, and I shouted with great joy, "Oh, yeah! I fucked you!"
beef bazooka by Adam Phillips December 16, 2007

beef bazooka 

Another word for the male sexual organ.
She was highly receptive to my beef bazooka.
beef bazooka by The Fat Man November 24, 2007

Beef Bazooka 

slang for a penis also known as a "love stump"
"Im about to blow this chick out with my beef bazooka"
Beef Bazooka by Euro Trash January 6, 2014

bodacious beef bazooka

A wiener that can plaster women against walls a la Scary Movie.
I will put your eye out with one blast of my bodacious beef bazooka.
bodacious beef bazooka by Jizzcock January 15, 2004
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