Beef Bag

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.

Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016

Beef Bag

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.

Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Bag my beef

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"

by hbar314 June 10, 2011

Beef bagel

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".

Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.

by harlex April 21, 2010

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

beefbag

verb or noun. the female version of a teabag - usually delivered by a woman with a Chyna-sized vagina to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman's wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.

girl a: let's play chicken in the pool

girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i'm not really in the mood to get beefbaged.

by Summit462 May 28, 2009

beefbag

Slang for condom.

"Yo bro, you got a beefbag I can have? There's a hawt chick @ my crib."

"Yea bro, check my drawer, I just stocked up."

by frcknxdelicious May 25, 2010