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Beef Bag 

Pouring a beer into a ziploc bag that contains small pieces of beef jerky, usually a bag that was previously holding beef jerky, and then ripping off the corner of the bag and chugging the beer.
Hey anyone want to do a beef bag later?
Beef Bag by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

Bag my beef 

Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.
Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"
Bag my beef by hbar314 June 10, 2011

Beef bagel 

A sexual act, in which two people perform a ring toss themed game with bagels, and an erect penis. The bagel tosser then eats the bagel(s) which were tossed onto the erect penis. Hence the name, "beef bagel".
Josh: Oh dude, I played beef bagel with this chick the other night.

Dan: Oh yeah? How'd it go?

Josh: She got so into it, she almost bit my dick off.

Dan: Oh.. dayum.
Beef bagel by harlex April 21, 2010

bagels and roast beef 

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.
damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!
verb or noun. the female version of a teabag - usually delivered by a woman with a Chyna-sized vagina to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman's wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.
girl a: let's play chicken in the pool

girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i'm not really in the mood to get beefbaged.
beefbag by Summit462 May 28, 2009
"Yo bro, you got a beefbag I can have? There's a hawt chick @ my crib."

"Yea bro, check my drawer, I just stocked up."
beefbag by frcknxdelicious May 25, 2010