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verb or noun. the female version of a teabag - usually delivered by a woman with a Chyna-sized vagina to an unsuspecting member of either gender. the woman's wizard sleeve can be delivered to any part of the head.
girl a: let's play chicken in the pool

girl b: no thanks, i saw what you did last time you played, and i'm not really in the mood to get beefbaged.
beefbag by Summit462 May 28, 2009
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"Yo bro, you got a beefbag I can have? There's a hawt chick @ my crib."

"Yea bro, check my drawer, I just stocked up."
beefbag by frcknxdelicious May 25, 2010
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Humourous alternative to cowbag meaning foolish female.
Samantha: I just crashed my car into a tree!
Julie: You beefbag!!
beefbag by Han and Jen October 22, 2005
Noun.

A bag containing beef.

Adjective.

A jerk.
Noun: Bring the beefbag over here guys!

Adj: Wow! That guy is such a beefbag!
Beefbag by M Tizzle Lizzle Yo July 3, 2011

Beef Bag 

A prostitute, slut or a sleep around whore.
Unless you want an STD, stay away from Carla. She's a beef bag.
Beef Bag by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016
beebage is the chubby-ness of a babies chest that sometimes looks like cleavage. beebage is a combination of the words baby and cleavage.
Chelsea, dont squish Charlotte's boobies together, youll make her have Beebage.
Beebage by bruuntang December 28, 2005
Exaduration of the term "beef" as in to have a dispute with a person, or an on going conflict.
Dude, that kid has some serious beefage with u!!
Beefage by Josh June 18, 2006
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