Beech Creek 

A tiny little po-dunk town in Clinton County, PA. Famous only for the wings at The Beech Creek Hotel.

Popular hobbies include romancing the local sheep population, shooting anything that moves (or not) and trying to match all of your vehicle's accessories to your dirt bike or snowmobile. Tourists come to the area to drink, beer, drive through the woods on mining trails and live out their large-mountain-woman fantasies.

Gonna head up to Beech Creek this weekend, blow some shit up and round up a few meatballs.

Beech Creek by jdmcq February 16, 2012

one cheek bench sneak 

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

one cheek bench sneak by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004