Bedside Loaf

A general term for pooping on or beside one’s bed.

I woke up late last night in sleep paralysis, but I also had to take a dump. I’m sorry about the bedside loaf.

by Ricky McMorty February 23, 2020

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude I really enjoyed that band!

Nah man, that was a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020

Bedside loaf

A popular 90’s alternative rock band

Dude, I loved seeing that band last night

Nah, they were a bedside loaf

by Yeeto-burrito February 23, 2020