Bed Soring 

The sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed penis in between an obese woman's fat rolls.

"Hey, how was your date last night?"

"Pretty good, I was bed soring her all night."

Bed Soring by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

Bed Soring 

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

Bed Soring by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

bedspring chorus 

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.

Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.

bedspring chorus by PeeBee February 27, 2004

rusty bedspring 

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.

Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.

rusty bedspring by Ninja LOVER June 20, 2008

Bedspring Symphony 

To have sex in the conventional location of a bed.

Laying awake in his hotel room, Sebastian could hear a bedspring symphony in the room above. To his annoyance it kept him awake, but he couldn't deny he was slightly aroused.

Bedspring Symphony by jewoobs69 September 25, 2015