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Bed Jumping 

Bed Jumping is when more often then men, a woman divorces there husband and under the next two hours are in another person's bed's knocking boots(sex) and then the cycle is repeated as long as possible. The person bed Jumping is also referred to as a Bed jumper(Slut)/(prostitute). Along with Bed Jumping the word Bed stalling describes a Bed jumper who only stay's with that partner because they comfort her with loads of money.
Bed Jumping :
Guy 1: You heard about sussie?
Guy 2: Na what's she done now?
Guy 1: She Divorced Jimmy and in the next hour she and Johnny wear performing magic together in his house.
Guy 2: That girl's bed Jumping like she's in DFS!

Bed Stalling :
Guy 1: I heard sussie is sticking with this new guy Kyle
Guy 2: Have you seen his mission and how many car's he has?
Guy 1: That's why she is bed stalling then...
Bed Jumping by The Shizzles November 16, 2013
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Jumping on bed

Me and my wife were jumping on bed last night
Jumping on bed by Dhehdhdhdh June 20, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012