beats my meat
beats my meat by white firecracker April 20, 2017
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Beats My Meat
An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.
Origin: Whittier, CA
Origin: Whittier, CA
Beats My Meat by Memebooois May 16, 2022
Skeet skeet beat my meat
Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019
beat my meat
beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005
Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat
When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week
Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*
Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018
I beat my meat to squid porn
I beat my meat to squid porn by Fig boy December 7, 2018
Beat my meat
The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward
Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....
Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018
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