A slang term used to define an act of sexual self-gratification.
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
To masturbate (male).
Similar to the following:
* wank
* jerk off
* pull the pud
* bash the bishop
* choke the chicken
* milk the cow
* spank the monkey
My mother told me if I beat the dog one more time she's going to cut it off.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
My girlfriend caught me beating the dog and decided to join in.
by FluffyDef June 12, 2011
by amplifier1110 November 17, 2009
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara October 21, 2005
by Wiener dog April 11, 2018
who can't read music. To be held to a standard you know nothing about or is impossible to meet, and to be constantly punished for not meeting that standard. A form of spouse abuse. The abuser uses Mr or Ms Wonderful as their standard, and average isn't good enough. A sign that a marriage is terminal.
by knowman March 15, 2008
Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.
by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024