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Dry Beat 

To masturbate with no lotion, lubrication, pornography, pictures of Christina Aguilera, etc., of any kind. Spanking it with no stimulation whatsoever.
I had to get rid of this boner, so I pulled a dry beat in the bathroom (it also happened to be a toilet hover).
Dry Beat by Big Chimper July 7, 2003
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Beat it dry 

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite
Beat it dry by YVL big frank July 28, 2024

Dryer Beat 

Dryer Beat is when the clothes dryer is making a kickin' hip hop beat and it makes you want to bust phat rhymes.
Yo this dryer beat is totally in time with this MF Doom song, lets bust some phat rhymes G!
Dryer Beat by dustmo January 21, 2010
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026