Beast Shotty 

n. A state of being extreme skillful with the shotgun in a shooter, such as Gears of War or Call of Duty.

Man, I saw this one guy on Justin.tv, he had such beast shotty on Rust in MW2, he was like Blam! Blam! blowing people away like they were static targets! You gotta see this guy..

Beast Shotty by eminutia January 13, 2010

shitty beats 

The response to an unfortunate or disappointing comment.

Comment: "I can't get a pooberry because I'm not an awesome Canadian like you!"
Response: "Yeah... shitty beats."

shitty beats by kaybee3888 February 7, 2008

Shitty personal best 

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

Shitty personal best by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011

Beat me up, Scotty

What Captain Kirk says when he’s thirsty for a thorough anal pounding.

Scotty 😍 Omg he is sooo hot 🥰 beat me up, Scotty! ☺️ love u Scotty 😚 uwu

Beat me up, Scotty by Bad C dev February 7, 2026