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Bearded Shit

A bearded shit is when a bearded face is pushed into an unexpectedly stationary dwarfs ass with the resulting pressure causing some beard whiskers to get stuck to shit
Why did he stop moving? I could have ended up a bearded shit
by The Mystery Writing Monkey March 29, 2010
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Koala beared that shit

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole
The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole
by whitegangster123 April 4, 2009
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