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bear kiss 

-verb

like a butterfly kiss or an Eskimo kiss this action describes: two men rubbing their beards together, a man rubbing his beard on a woman's chin, or a man rubbing his beard on any part of another person's body in an expression of affection, love, greeting, reverence, etc.
bear kiss by ursaoscula February 10, 2015
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Bear Kiss 

When a bitch with a hairy ass pussy sits on a guys face.
Her pussy was so hairy when I went down on her it was like giving her a bear kiss.
Bear Kiss by DumaLove April 12, 2011

Bear kiss 

When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.
I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.
Bear kiss by Superfly11 April 5, 2013

polar bear kiss 

When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.

Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.
"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."
polar bear kiss by Zhmais June 27, 2016

Kiss a bear!

Curse phrase used instead of, "Fuck You".

If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger, except bears, bears will fucking kill you, so kiss a bear!
Sam: "You look like shit today."
Fred: "Kiss a bear!"
Kiss a bear! by Geekdad666 April 18, 2018

Bearkisser

an insult directed towards Proshippers and Darkshippers, implying that they are stupid enough to kiss a bear. This is also a reference to Pedobear.
When a proshipper makes a post online, one might comment a gorey reaction image with a mauled person and a bear holding up a sign saying "Don't be a bearkisser!"
Bearkisser by ThePlusho7871 February 20, 2026
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