Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.

I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.

by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006

Bear Dick

To Bear Dick someone is to tell a never ending story that includes every boring detail.

Dude Ken called last night Bare Dicked me for what seemd to be hours.

by Dennis September 29, 2004

man bear dick

Wen you cut your gfls vagina hair while laying upside down and put glue on your penis. Making your penis a man bear dick.

OMG Martha stewart would make the greatest man bear dick.

by zak dude July 06, 2007

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

Bear’s dick

2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential

You should try to be with Bear. (Bear’s dick) will be worth it

by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022