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beantopped
Also known as "Mossed" getting Beantopped is when someone disrespects you and catches a football right on or over your head.
beantopped by 6K_Ing March 16, 2022
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Beantop • beantopia • beantopped • beantown • beastophile • Beanopathically • Beanophile • Beanophillia • beanophobia • Beanton
Beantown Belly Bongos
Conceived in Boston, a Beantown Belly Bongo consists of a man using his penis as a drumstick to lightly and rhythmically drum the stomach of a woman as he comes onto it. Upon coming, the man will continue to drum his bongos noting the subtle splashing sound his bongos will now make, adding a whole new dimension to his symphony. The girl may never be told what is happening while she is being used as a Beantown Belly Bongo.
Beantown Belly Bongos by t7j939 April 30, 2010
Beartopia
As predicted by the sage Urstradamus, the ursine society that will be brought about after the bearpocalypse. It will be the first major bear society of its size to flourish above ground since bears gave stewardship of the Earth's surface to humans some tens of thousands of years ago.
After bears wipe the face of the earth clean of humans, they will build a massive beartopia on the ruins of man's society. All will be glorious.
Beartopia by HobieKopek July 11, 2007
Beanton
A man, or woman who closely resembles Krang (Evil Overlord from 1990s children's TV show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) in both physical appearance and behaviour.
An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup
An overbearing individual with a sense of overwhelming self-preservation who manipulates others to his bidding. Also has a relentless desire for turtle soup
Beanophile
(Alternatively: Fabophile)
1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
Beanophile by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016
Beantonio
Beantonio- Someone who is completely and utterly inept, also tends to be mexican.
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)
2- Racial slur for a mexican named Antonio (beaner and antonio combined)
Beantonio by Beantonio hater August 17, 2019
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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