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Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is
Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore
Beans Jump by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019

Colorado Bean Jump 

When you and your sexual partner break into a Taco Bell and participate in violet acts of sodomy using the taco ingredients then later putting the ingredients back to be eaten by people the next day.
"Me and Stacy are gonna head up to Taco Bell tonight to participate in a Colorado Bean Jump with her parents."

Tim's hoe slowly poured a Baja Blast on his penis during the Colorado Bean Jump.

jimmy jumping beans 

A guy that rushes a relationship by insisting on sex too quickly. (usually a narcissist)
She wanted to take things slow with her new boyfriend, but he ruined it by being a jimmy jumping beans.
jimmy jumping beans by Turtletracks November 11, 2014

Jumping Beans 

People who unexpectedly jump into a Spanish accent mid-sentence when pronouncing the word "Latino," only to finish their statement in accent-free English.
Though Jumping Beans were at one time Latino newscasters exclusively, people of any race or occupation can now be Jumping Beans.

Mexican Jumping Beans 

When a man cums on a womans breasts, and then slaps the sides and bottoms of the breasts, the sperm drops will bounce up and down.
I gave your sister a bunch of mexican jumping beans.

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!
Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010