Sarah tried to kick my leg and missed, hitting me instead in my "hairy beanbag."
Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."
After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.
Julie looked like she wanted it, so I directed her to begin nursing upon my "hairy beanbag."
After much stretching I was able to drape Mollie's face with my fleshy negation, my "hairy beanbag". Sealing her grill in the warm embrace of my glistening "hairy beanbag", although not tearing my "hairy beanbag", I surely put it's elasticity to the test.
by A pimp called 'Slickback' May 1, 2006
by redmiked July 16, 2022
by Dondonwas November 3, 2016
When a guy is wrestling a girl, and his friend comes in and farts on her face. Her hands are busy thus creating the perfect ass-to-unprotected face fart.
When anthony and vittoria were wrestling, mike noticed vittoria couldnt move her hands. He ran over and gave vittoria a boston beanbag
by yous-a-nasty-bytch April 24, 2010
by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021
real beanbag: that comfortable thing laying around that you just fall into when ever you want that molds itself to suit you.
sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.
sexual beanbag: a person who does that exact same thing.
"She does everything he wants--she's his sexual beanbag."
by BrownsvilleGirl April 6, 2005
"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."
by Splocious May 24, 2020