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Bean Addict 

Addiction to beans is very serious. Its when a person is very obsessed with beans and always talks about them. Bean addicts or as they like to call themselves 'professional bean' or 'bean enthusiast' always like to tell people random facts about beans. They also listen to bean songs. I, myself, know a bean addict their name is Caitlin and their addiction is slowly getting worse, she always tells me random bean facts and sends me bean pics. I am very concerned for her mental health. If you too know someone with this problem please get them treated before it starts spiralling out of control, after it gets to that stage there is no going back. So please get help for your bean loving friends and family members. (Don't worry about Caitlin she will be fine... i hope.) Also take note that large consumptions of beans can cause severe, aggressive farting issues.
Person1: omg i think that girl is a Bean Addict.
Person2: oh yeah thats Caitlin.
Caitlin: BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS BEANS
Bean Addict by NakedRoleMat33 November 20, 2021
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Addicted to the Bean 

The Bean is also know as Coffee, It is easily addictive and you can drink it more then 3 or 5 times a day. Some people cannot handle the bean and there for loose there minds all over the place.
Oh Man Im so addicted to the bean i might loose my mind.

I hit the bean four or five times a day.

Im fiending for the bean.

Benaddiction

An addiction involving a man named Ben that can only be cured via a verbal spiritual blessing (benediction).
Ben Affleck is so hot in “Armageddon.” I have a total Benaddiction.
Benaddiction by RedheadedViking October 20, 2021

Benaddiction

1. The fact or condition of being addicted to a man named Ben.

2. A biopsychosocial disorder characterized by compulsive engagement in rewarding stimuli with a person named Ben despite adverse consequences.
Did you see the way Jen was all over her new boyfriend, Ben? She has a total Benaddiction.
Benaddiction by RedheadedViking November 17, 2021

Benaddict 

A select term for the fans of the utterly sexy Benedict Cumberbatch, star of the TV show, Sherlock (BBC)
She's a complete Benaddict. Her Tumblr is full of reblogs of his pictures!
Benaddict by A Benaddict February 14, 2012

Benaddicted

1. Someone who is a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch.

2. The name of the fanclub for BC. (Less crude than Cumberbitch. Even he doesn't like the name.)

3. Someone who is completely addicted to every thing Benedict Cumberbatch.
I am utterly and obessivly in love with Benedict Cumberbatch! I'm Benaddicted!
cumberbitch
Benaddicted by Monochromex3 May 25, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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