beach balls 

a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable

god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a massive case of beach balls

beach balls by beachballa October 15, 2008

Beach Balls 

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.

did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.

Beach Balls by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010

beach balls 

Sandy balls from a day at the beach

My friend was at the beach all day and had sand in his pants. He had beach balls.

beach balls by shadow12314 October 15, 2008

spinning beach ball of death 

The Apple equivalent of the blue screen of death (Windows). The cursor changes from an arrow into the aforementioned symbol

It's appearance signals the imminent freezing of one or more programs. Typically thwarted by force-quitting the program, or in more severe cases, shutting down the computer.

Crap, there was too much to load on that girl's MySpace; I got the spinning beach ball of death.

spinning beach ball of death by Sybet January 8, 2007

beach ball of death 

The funny icon you see spin when your Mac is freezing up. Not so cute when you have to do a hard reset

Shawn was looking at way too much porn and his Macbook started with the beach ball of death

beach ball of death by Benji Bane February 29, 2008

Beach Ball 

A big, juicy phat ass

Hey girl, put that beach ball in the air
Look at 'dem beach balls
Imma smack that beach ball

Beach Ball by dirtymikeanddaboyz September 13, 2019

Beach ball speech 

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

Beach ball speech by Lucothefish February 21, 2009