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Bea Arthur 

The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!
Bea Arthur by Big Daddy2112 July 28, 2008

Bea Arthur's Revenge 

A sex position coined by AV Club's head writer Nathan Rabin in which a female partner lies on her back wearing a strap-on, and the male receiving partner in the reverse frog squat position is anally penetrated.
Nia Vardalos practices Bea Arthur's Revenge on the adventurous third date.

Like Iverson, Nas was apparently also average in size, but much kinkier. He was into everything: Beetle-boxing, Bea Arthur’s Revenge, Reverse Kickstand, Upside-Down Flying Unicycle, the Backward Unicorn, the whole nine yards.

bea arthurs 

Noun (Bee-Arth-uhrs): 1) Slang terminology for the act of smoking marijuana out of a bong or water pipe 2) Bong Rips 3) the actress the played maude on Golden Girls (television series)
Randy was super stoned because he took one too many bea arthurs.
Say Jon, how about we throw down on a dub on hit up some bea arthurs?
bea arthurs by CatYoureSeekin January 13, 2008
An old man, typically bald. Usually a headass who makes headass music.
Oh my god, that dude is such a baearthur, he's so old.
Baearthur by Headassploofy June 15, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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