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1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple

blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.
Thank you for being a friend.
by JenThe80'sFan March 22, 2004
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!
by Big Daddy2112 January 19, 2006
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Noun (Bee-Arth-uhrs): 1) Slang terminology for the act of smoking marijuana out of a bong or water pipe 2) Bong Rips 3) the actress the played maude on Golden Girls (television series)
Randy was super stoned because he took one too many bea arthurs.
Say Jon, how about we throw down on a dub on hit up some bea arthurs?
by CatYoureSeekin January 03, 2008
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