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A parody of abbreviations like 'bff' and 'bffl', which have become so long that they don't actually save any time.
B.erry
B.est
B.itchin'
B.est
F.riends
F.or
F.ucking
F.orever
E.ven
A.fter
D.eath
W.e
W.ill
B.e
I.n
O.ur
C.offins,
S.pirits
W.ill
B.e
M.ended
W.e
W.ill
B.e
T.ogether
F.or
F.ucking
F.orever

Roger: You are an awesome pal, Shirley.
Shirley: You're right. You are my Bbbbfffeadwwbiocswbmwwbtfff for sure.