Bazinga Male
A Bazinga Male is a talented and formidable homo sapien manperson, often found without a partner for reasons both mysterious and clear. Mildly autistic with a hint of AWESOMESAUCE. A Bazinga Male is often looked down on by society until he manages to partner up, as the Bazinga in his little finger puckers up the buttercups.
"Who was that cute drama coach at the seminar today, the passion he has for Estonian Soap Opera's is kinda sorta super cute?"
"Oh, that's Sheldon! He's a Bazinga Male, if you know what I mean."
"No, I don't know what you mean..."
"I mean he's either gay and hasn't come to terms with it, or he's the most absent minded professor since Shel Silverstein"
"You know Shel Silverstein was a poet, not a professor, right? Is there a light in the attic?"
"Oh, that's Sheldon! He's a Bazinga Male, if you know what I mean."
"No, I don't know what you mean..."
"I mean he's either gay and hasn't come to terms with it, or he's the most absent minded professor since Shel Silverstein"
"You know Shel Silverstein was a poet, not a professor, right? Is there a light in the attic?"
Bazinga Male by LurkasaurusReximus November 28, 2025
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