LurkasaurusReximus's definitions

Smolton

As hot (n'ice) as it gets, like iron gases denuclearizing beyond plasma to strange-starfire. There's nice! 👍 And there's NICE! 😎 🍦 🌞 And then there's Smolton

"Look at this Venomoth on the side of route 66! It must be S-Tier!"
"That may be cool but you see that Pikachu? That Pikachu is Smolton, don't miss this opportunity over some Venomoth"

by LurkasaurusReximus June 16, 2025

A BOP

BOP stands for Broke Old Prostitute. A person who has decided to sell themselves out to "THE GAME" because fur coats, and pimps slaps are how anybody who's anyone gets around. To A BOP, if you ain't hustling for that green machine to make it rain real MEAN, you's a HO, but don't let that discourage you. A bro knows what a bro knows. They aren't worth anyone's time, time, but some old rich sea captain has some mighty meat and money to spend, so the Nazi Clowns get rich, acting like they suffer more than the true Tarzan's out there in the Jungle

"Damn it man, why did I waste so much of my life hoping that A BOP would change into a human being for me?"

by LurkasaurusReximus November 9, 2025