Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.

Baptismal rape by Jo Mamma123 January 17, 2011

Related Words

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Baptismal Garba

The family celebration of baptism by performing the traditional dance form of garba

Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.

Baptismal Garba by Godiyaal Maa December 31, 2008

Baptismal rape

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

Baptismal rape by Brownchickenbrowncow December 25, 2019

Discordian Baptism

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015

BaptismOnFire

A kid on youtube who often makes "Horror Film parodys" featuring characters like Freddy krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street), Jason voorhees (Friday 13th) etc....
He also writes songs (normally parodys) and random vide blogs, he isnt very well known on youtube, but he hasn't got many haters. He also stars in other youtube channels such as TheLowBudgetShow (a collab channel) and TheLonerBoys.

BaptismOnFire is a youtuber

BaptismOnFire by TheLon3rBoys March 19, 2010

BaptismOnFire

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy

BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne

BaptismOnFire by 0123franky July 10, 2010

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026