baptismal

When a guy is eating out a woman while giving birth

you freak!you busted out a baptismal on your dog.

baptismal by DorkMan January 26, 2004

Baptismal rape 

The act of forcing an individual to submit to a religion and to be included as a believer without his concent.

Defining baptismal rape:
Imagine a world where Hitler won the II world war an his son(equally retarded and fascist) is talking to the pope:
Hitler's Son: Guess what I did today your holiness?
Pope:What was it my son?
H's Son:I Baptist raped Richard Dawkins
Pope: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!...son.

Baptismal rape by Jo Mamma123 January 17, 2011

Baptismal Garba 

The family celebration of baptism by performing the traditional dance form of garba

Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.

Baptismal Garba by Godiyaal Maa December 31, 2008

Baptismal rape 

Baptism performed without recipients consent

My girlfriend thought it was weird so she got ordained and last time we camped she pushed me in the water and performed baptismal rape.

Baptismal rape by Brownchickenbrowncow December 25, 2019

Discordian Baptism 

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.

"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"

Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015

BaptismOnFire 

A kid on youtube who often makes "Horror Film parodys" featuring characters like Freddy krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street), Jason voorhees (Friday 13th) etc....
He also writes songs (normally parodys) and random vide blogs, he isnt very well known on youtube, but he hasn't got many haters. He also stars in other youtube channels such as TheLowBudgetShow (a collab channel) and TheLonerBoys.

BaptismOnFire is a youtuber

BaptismOnFire by TheLon3rBoys March 19, 2010

BaptismOnFire 

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy

BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne

BaptismOnFire by 0123franky July 10, 2010