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Battle Field 3 

Its a flaming homosexual game, people like because they can't handle a real fucking game like Modern Warfare 3. BF3 can eat my butt hole then i shall step on it after cause it's fucking gay as the tooth fairy and is a magina bluewaffle
person 1: Battle field 3?

person 2: Nahh i'd rather be cool and have fiends and play mw3.
Battle Field 3 by Themason999 November 10, 2011

Battlefield 3 

The next upcoming game in the Battlefield series. It's the twelth game in the series and a sequel to Battlefield 2.
It will be released in the fall of 2011, to Xbox 360, Playstation three and PC.
- Hey dude wanna go over to Nates house and play some Black Ops?
- Nah fuck that, Ima play some Battlefield 3 that actually requires some team work and skill.
Battlefield 3 by watsupguise March 31, 2011

Battlefield 3 

A first-person shooter game released in October 2011 by Dice and EA. It is a rival to MW3, in the Call of Duty series. Battlefield 3 has many more new features than MW3 - Vehicles and BEAUTIFUL graphics.
Me: Personally I think Battlefield 3 is a better game guys, but its just opinion. CoD is the same game re-released with a coat of paint.

Cod fanboy: No u n00b mw3 pwns Battelfield 3 cod is lik sooo muc better faggot.

Me: Just shut up man.
Battlefield 3 by FpsJesus96 November 13, 2011

Battlefield 3 

The reason I stopped playing with my friends.
I'm not getting Call of Duty 8: Modern Warfare 3. End of story.

It doesn't matter if all of my friends won't shut up about how they unlocked the AK-47 - gee, I wonder how many times I've done that in an FPS - and they don't seem to realize that Russians actually use modified variants of AK-47s, not the base model designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov.

"An AK-74? Oh, you mean the AK-74u (That's AKS-74u to you, mister)"

I have Battlefield 3 Limited Edition, I enjoy everything about it, and I don't care if a few of the bugs my friends experienced in the beta are a dealbreaker (Are they stupid?)

I'm playing Battlefield 3 and I'm not playing MW3. If you say, "Do you want to play Call of Duty?" I'm going to say, "Yes" and launch Call of Duty. Not Call of Duty 8, or Call of Duty 7, Call of Duty.
Battlefield 3 by Brawldud December 31, 2011

Battlefield 3 

An epic FPS game set to release during Fall 2011, which is around the same time Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is going to be released. Possibly the most anticipated game as of right now. Created in order to crush the COD dynasty and begin the reign of Battlefield. Actually promotes realism and teamwork unlike COD, which is too lone-wolf and unrealistic in order to be taken seriously.

Hardcore gamers play Battlefield.
Ex. 1 - Battlefield 3 > Modern Warfare 3
Ex. 2 - COD WHAAAATTT???
Battlefield 3 by Yaofio May 29, 2011

Battlefield 3 

fps game with amazing graphics, fun multiplayer, shitty campaign, and is waay harder than COD, only reason COD players hate on it is cause they arent good at it, i would know, i was a COD player, it takes a while to get the hang off bf3
11 year old:BRO I HATE BATTLEFIELD 3
me:THATS CAUSE YOU SUCK AT IT FANBOY
Battlefield 3 by NAHH SUN SIT DOWN August 12, 2012

Battlefield 3 

Have you heard of Battlefield 3 already? That poor Bobby Kotick would wish he would've worked for EA instead of Activision.
Battlefield 3 by shockdude June 9, 2011
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