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bathroom bandit 

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.
Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"
bathroom bandit by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

bathroom bandit 

An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse
Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"

Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"

Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"

Bathroom Bandit 

Jasons gay fucking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil
Hot damn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a piss or shit. Thank you

Bathroom bandit 

Genshin Impact player who takes Kpop stans into public bathrooms.
Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
Bathroom bandit by Semajcju December 26, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026