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Banter Biscuit
A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.
This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
Banter Biscuit by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 25, 2015
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Biscuit Batter
My dawg I gotta roll. Ole girl just asked me if I was down to help her make some biscuit batter, peace out. IHOP time.
Biscuit Batter by Ginja Ninja 68 June 4, 2016
Chocolate Biscuit Baker
A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
Chocolate Biscuit Baker by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011
bishop beater
bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!
bishop beater by samuel adams February 3, 2005
Bissell Baby Batter
2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
This is #2 of 5 vacuums.
In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.
Bissell Baby Batter by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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