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Bat Roulette 

This game is a variation of Russian Roulette.
It is played using 6 cards and a wiffle ball bat. 5 of the cards will be generic cards like number cards and there will be 1 special card such as the king or a joker.

Each player takes a turn drawing a card from the 6 cards. They may shuffle the cards first if they like, but that is considered lame and that person is being a pansy.

The 1st round if someone draws the "bullet" card they are out of the game with no consequences.

2nd round when someone draws the "bullet" card, the person who is already out gets to hit the other person as hard as he can but only where the other person says they can be hit.

From then on, whenever somebody draws the "bullet" card, all the players who are already out gets to take a swing at the person.
This continues until only one person is left. That person escapes all beatings but does not get to hit anybody.

The person left over is considered the winner.
*sound of someone getting hit in the rear end with bat* "Ow!! Bat Roulette hurts!"
Bat Roulette by sbp2011 July 29, 2011
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